Longmont Report

Richard Juday's web site says "What's wrong with being more like Boulder?" Hmmm...let's see...

Imagine a city where at the local high school, this is the norm for discussion with your children: "members of the panel made statements that, among other things, masturbation is "appropriate" behavior for 12-year-olds and that students should enjoy themselves as they experimented with sex and drugs."

Who wants to live in a city like that? Apparently, a decreasing number of Coloradans all the time - because people and businesses have been fleeing Boulder.

From the Boulder Daily Camera: Average/Median Prices in various Boulder/Broomfield County towns and cities, December 2007: Boulder: $641K/580K  versus Longmont:  $268K/218K. WHO CAN AFFORD THAT? New-Start Homes for sale today: ZERO!

I personally would like to preserve the things I love about Longmont. Here, Longmont blogger Ms. Baum outlines a few reasons it's not a good idea to be "more like Boulder": http://takebacklongmont.blogspot.com/2007/12/why-i-choose-to-live-in-longmont.html

Richard Juday: The Big Brother Candidate

Richard Juday wants to track your every move, even when you are picking up diapers or milk and eggs. In fact he admitted it on his own web site - that is, until he deleted it at the behest of his Boulder Democrat machine advisors. Friends, this stuff is truly goofy.

Is this what longmont wants? Oh, don't rely on LongmontReport.com to explain - it's best outlined by Juday himself rom his DELETED web page we have cached at this link): "I would have an IGA (intergovernmental agreement) in place before BBS (Big Box Store), Inc., ever even thought of building in City A.  Under the IGA, City A would recover its non-proportional and administrative costs from the sales tax heap, and the balance would be distributed according to the proportion of income its citizens provide to BBS, Inc. There are two ways to do the accounting; one would be to have a customer designate the City to which the sales tax revenue goes, and the other is to do occasional studies of customer populations (write down license numbers and trace them to residence; in-store surveys, etc.)...

In case his lowly subjects are not convinced of his uncanny ability to micromanage, Juday elaborates:

"In my example, City A might take 10% off the top for administrative costs, and of the 90% remaining, half would go to City A, a quarter to City B, etc."

Scary stuff, folks. I, personally, would have my tax dollars go to Waco, Texas, just to hack Juday off, and to keep the hands of the Benker Gang of Four off my money.

Local Gypsy Foretells 6 of Richard Juday’s Top 10 City Council resolutions

1) Resolution declaring "It's not acceptable for anyone to stereotype Gypsies as fortune-tellers, (and that goes for you, you fundamentalist wacko spirit-in-the-sky Christians)"

2) Resolution to end war. Period. Today. Sign on, or we'll track you down in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

3) “Free Chip-Your-Kid Day” at the Humane Society (the kid’ll hardly feel it after a couple of days!)

4) “Free Chip-Your-Parent Day” at the Humane Society (just in case they are lying, and they really DO shop at WalMart and Home Depot)

5) “Free Spay-And-Neuter Your Kid Day” – because the ultimate way to reduce your “carbon footprint” is to have less of those pesky grandkids running around

6) To heck with IRS and state law regaring non-profits, let’s Tax Those Dang Churches!

7) You decide...

THAT'S IT SO FAR!!! WE NEED YOUR HELP HERE...SUBMIT YOUR OWN - THE WINNER WILL RECEIVE A $20 GIFT CARD TO WAL-MART IN HONOR OF RICHARD JUDAY - AND NO- WE'RE NOT KIDDING

Richard Juday Insults Longmont, Wal-Mart Shoppers, and Our Intelligence

ITEM NUMBER ONE: Richard Juday is smarter than you. He's even smarter than ME! He's overqualified for MENSA, which accepts Cretans with a lowly 98th percentile IQ - which is why HE belongs to the "Triple Nine Society" - only the top 1% need apply. I kid you not folks, here are some links - read it and weep over your own average-sized cerebellum!

Here's Juday at the Triple Nine Society or TNS (with links to photos of Juday at an event with former Gov. Dick Lamm) - very odd - for high IQ people... http://www.estival.com/tns/18Mar06/

Also if you click on the "program" there's a section that says this: Colorado TNS is the most centrally located, most active (regular bimonthly meetings), from the "smartest"  state (highest per capita TNS membership: http://estival.com/tns/TNSstats.htm; DC is not a state), most liberal, and the best looking (see pictures below) TNS chapter in the Universe. See:  http://estival.com/tns/18Mar06/invite.htm

Not to mention, Dick is a BADA$$ at DOUBLES BADMINTON! We're so unworthy!

ITEM NUMBER TWO: In this post on YourHub, James Connaroe points out the disdain Juday has for Longmont, hence his desire to turn our city into "Boulder-lite":

"Longmont city council candidate Richard Juday's campaign appears to be right out of the Boulder playbook. But even he admits to settling here because Longmont is "affordable compared to Boulder."

and later, Connaroe points out this gem:

"On his Web site, Juday complains he "shamefacedly" has to buy lumber and screws at Longmont's Home Depot because it's too far to drive to McGuckin's. Since he hates big-boxes so much, he could easily patronize Longmont's downtown Budget Home Centers or Ace Hardware."

Oh, Richard, thank you, in all your immense wisdom, for condescending to represent we, the unwashed. Please, enlighten us as to how we can be better people, more like Boulder, more like the Soviet Union in the 1930's...

ITEM NUMBER THREE: We simply cannot stress enough the things like this gem of a web page (CLICK HERE TO SEE JUDAY'S DELETED WEB PAGE ON "BIG BOX/TAX/IGA'S") where Juday actually states he would implement a Big Brother program in coordination with a number of local governments to track people's activities so he could tax them according to where they live. FOLKS, THIS IS SCARY!!! Please read our page about why Boulder is so darn frightening and why Juday and his socialist ilk must NOT take control of our City Council!