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Anti-Free Speech Sissy Sean McCoy labels LongmontReport.com "aggressors"

Well, you can bet there are a few in Longmont who would like to knock that Village People mustachio off of Sean McCoy in a dark alley (McCoy, left, with screwdriver), but no, thanks, we here at LongmontReport.com are happy watching McCoy use the City Council sessions for practicing remedial vocabulary.

Here, though, we do have archive footage of McCoy in an actual physical brawl (MOM, BETTER SEND THE KIDS OUT OF THE ROOM!).

Also, in this stunning video, the ever-paranoid Councilman Sean McCoy thanks the Longmont Police for protecting the city council and his family from the "leadership of Firestone" and from "bullying" by the LongmontReport.com, and says that free speech is "not acceptable or OK." Gosh, what would he say if there were an actual protest?

LEFT, notice the SRO attendance for McCoy's big stand.  Unlike McCoy's IQ or building permits in Longmont, our traffic is WAY UP. If this keeps up, we'll roll out our limited edition commemorative "Save Sean" flak jackets - and the first 500 orders will come with a special glue-on McCoy nose and mustache.

How ever shall McCoy be protected from - "hostile rhetoric" from the "lunatic fringe"? Aha - I've got it - a new campaign ordinance similar to this failed anti-free speech measure! One of several that the our comrades on City Council are "exploring"...

Benker to Special Election loser Juday: Let's curb free speech in Longmont

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE - TIMES CALL HAMMERS ANTI-FREE SPEECH EFFORT!!!

Karen Benker is known for throwing temper tantrums when her attempts to circumvent Roberts Rules of Order don't work out, as you can see here in this video.

But hey, you gotta give the woman credit for having what they don't sell at Bruce's Bar anymore. Never satisfied with keeping her chosen enemies out of any civic service positions, Benker is now set to squelch our free speech rights. In a ploy to shut down dissent among Longmont's taxpayers (like maybe about the new War on Firestone), Councilman Karen Benker had a private talk with January election loser Richard Juday, assuring support for new, draconian restrictions on free speech.

That's the report coming from an unnamed source in Longmont, and if true, could be the thread that unravels the Benker Bloc's iron-fisted control of our City Council. Who knows, maybe Mayor Roger "Lap-Dog" Lange would even grow a spine as a result of the latest Benker scandal?

Juday, whose stellar campaign was notable for many things, including this brilliant idea to track Wal-Mart shoppers by license plate, originally brought the anti-free speech proposal before the Longmont Council last month, and it is now on the agenda for tomorrow's city council meeting at 7PM at 350 Kimbark. The diabolical plan is to slip Longmont's new domestic spying program past unwitting constituents in the wake of what should prove to be a spirited debate about the Council's War on Firestone.

LET'S STOP BENKER'S  POWER GRAB, OR YOUR RIGHT TO DISCUSS THE ISSUES WITH YOUR NEIGHBORS AND MY RIGHT TO OPERATE THIS WEBSITE WILL BE STRIPPED! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!