Anti-Free Speech Sissy Sean McCoy labels LongmontReport.com "aggressors"

Well, you can bet there are a few in Longmont who would like to knock that Village People mustachio off of Sean McCoy in a dark alley (McCoy, left, with screwdriver), but no, thanks, we here at LongmontReport.com are happy watching McCoy use the City Council sessions for practicing remedial vocabulary.

Here, though, we do have archive footage of McCoy in an actual physical brawl (MOM, BETTER SEND THE KIDS OUT OF THE ROOM!).

Also, in this stunning video, the ever-paranoid Councilman Sean McCoy thanks the Longmont Police for protecting the city council and his family from the "leadership of Firestone" and from "bullying" by the LongmontReport.com, and says that free speech is "not acceptable or OK." Gosh, what would he say if there were an actual protest?

LEFT, notice the SRO attendance for McCoy's big stand.  Unlike McCoy's IQ or building permits in Longmont, our traffic is WAY UP. If this keeps up, we'll roll out our limited edition commemorative "Save Sean" flak jackets - and the first 500 orders will come with a special glue-on McCoy nose and mustache.

How ever shall McCoy be protected from - "hostile rhetoric" from the "lunatic fringe"? Aha - I've got it - a new campaign ordinance similar to this failed anti-free speech measure! One of several that the our comrades on City Council are "exploring"...

Comments

[Unaffiliated and Unincorporated]

Sign me up for that mustachio and nose, but please, can you send a few rubber bands as well? The glue bothers my sensitive skin.

What a freak show this council is. I am so glad somebody is paying attention while these people run this city into the ground. Some day, it will be "remember when..." and people will look back on this time like the US under Jimmy Carter in the 1970's - bizarre, depressed and depressing.

[Fairwell Honeychild]

What a big baby. Grow up Sean and find your kahunas. Had to get our valiant Men in Blue out and further MIS-USE taxpayer dollars to protect you from what, you big baby? Advocates of free speech? Good grief, boy. I think you'd better go find your THOUGHT police elsewhere and bring them in to intimidate people who don't agree with your idiot tactics. I doubt Longmont's finest are gonna pull for those shenanigans again. From what I saw on cable - you SURE had a LOT to fear... OOOOOoooooo. Makes me shudder!

When you go home after your daily grammar lessons this afternoon, and while you're nursing this evening, just think about what a big hypocrite you really are for your comments in this article's video link. Oh yes, that's you in a recent city council meeting talking about the "lunatic fringe" (how dare you talk about your friends that way?) attacking the good name of your sister city Boulder -- and yet, there you find yourself -- a big fat hypocrite engaged in a literal WAR with your sister city of Firestone!!!!!

Before you go to bed tonight, are brushing your teeth and are staring at yourself in the mirror at that crazy Hitler-like moustache, wondering if you should shave it off (YES! You should!!!), just continue to think about how many ways you can count on your fingers (if you can count that high) to stifle free speech. I mean geez, Sean... even you guys got beaten up by the Times Call over that one!

Better go cry to Nanny... or better yet... Paw-Paw about this, now
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